What are you saying?

It's one thing to give advice you have trouble following,
But it's another to give advice you never plan to follow.

What are you working for?

What is it that everyone wants that compels them to work everyday? 
I'd like to know.

What is it that everyone guarantees themselves in receiving by working so hard everyday, or at least trying to or intending to?
If it's for money, things, and control, then I was wrong about the world.

Who made you king?

It's a personal pet peeve of mine when a man uses his own personal experiences to judge another. 
That makes sense cause we all go through the same events, visit all the same places, live under the same roof, eat the same food, go to the same school, share the same dreams. 

Yeah, it's always okay to make decisions made on judgments because we're all the same.

Who do you think you are?

People who admit that they are average are special.
People who believe they are special are average.

Who are you drinking for?

It's the most hilarious when sloppy girls drink more with the intentions of wooing men.  Yeah, that's always a good idea.  That makes a lot of sense because a real man determines his future significant others solely by the contents of her liver. 

It's just a thought.

Who are you starving for?

It's even funnier how girls don't eat thinking it'll attract men.  From personal experience, men like it when there's a little more to grab (unless if he's a conservative Asian male with dominance/control/ego issues. In such case, Fuck that guy).

Who are you getting ready for?

It's funny how girls who wear too much makeup repel the very people they want to attract.

What are you studying for?

If one wishes to live a fulfilling live, shouldn't one refer to a man who has instead of digging into books that were written by men and women who spent most of their time indoors? 

It's just a thought.